remember that time i sent out a mass text to all my friends “where do babies come from? they come from where you cum from” and then five days later i got pregnant? bc i do.
Last night I was thinking “I have GOT I be ovulating or something because every single person is suddenly attractive” like straight up every person I passed I was like “I would” “I would” “I would” like even people I know I wouldn’t normally find attractive
I just got an alert from my period app letting me know that I’m currently ovulating
So weird how that works. Bodies are weird
It kills me knowing that right now at this very moment Daniel is having sex with another girl.
I know this because he told me his “friend” was staying over tonight and asked me if I wanted to join (yes, a threesome).
I could have, but was asked by my manager if I wanted to come into work (job #1, near my house). I said yes. I can’t see Daniel be “intimate” with another person. Can’t do it. And he LOVES when I tell him about other guys I’ve been with. He wants to know all the dirty details, it turns him on. How. Why. No. I don’t mind telling him but that doesn’t mean I want to know when HE gets freaky with someone else.
I miss him sometimes. I miss him right now.
I work two (sometimes three) jobs and am a single parent to a 2 1/2 year old.
WHAT’S SLEEP? I’VE FORGOTTEN.
Rolling Stone: Did you know Frank Ocean was gay before he came out last year?
Tyler, the Creator: Yeah, I was one of the first people he told. I kinda knew, because he likes Pop Tarts without frosting on them, so I knew something was weird. But that’s my nigga.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT U GUYS OK
So I’m looking on craigslist at the sublets in nyc and I open one up and there are pictures and the kitchen looks SO familiar I’m like wtf I’ve been here before?? I looked at the rest of the pics .. def the same place. Remember that guy Michael I went on a date with earlier this year? It’s his place. He had roommates but that room was def his but there’s diff stuff in it so maybe he moved out and someone else lives there now? Or maybe he just got different furniture idk but I fucking replied to it and was like “holy shit is this above torst? If so I have definitely had sex in that bedroom”
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later