May 2013
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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ishotmarvin-intheface: Being told I’m “so good in bed” is probably the best compliment I’ve ever received. 
May 23rd
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i just had a sandwich, cheetos, cottage cheese, and 1/3 of that massive cupcake and i seriously can’t move
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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me: hi Mia! Mia: hiya mumma!!
May 23rd
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If you post a selfie and no one likes it, that means you’re ugly right?
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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urinatings: i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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@ milo
haven’t had the cupcake yet :( I didn’t eat anything today so I figured it would probably give me an upset stomach and I don’t want it to be ruined by that soo savin it for tomorrow
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 22nd
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sister: your outfit looks really good from the back me: and from the front? sister: you look like that penguin thing from Batman
May 22nd
“A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that...”
– (via dylanludwig)
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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me: mom i did a bunch of drugs and dropped out of school and joined a satanic kitten murdering cult
mom: honey i love you just the way you are, i know whatever difficulties you are facing you will make it through them and succeed
me: oops i left my wet towel on the bathroom floor
mom: you HORRIBLE spawn of the devil i excommunicate thee from this family henceforth. pack your things
May 22nd
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“There is no African, myself included, who does not appreciate the help of the...”
– Uzodinma Iweala, “Stop Trying to ‘Save’ Africa” (via cammyyy)
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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On this episode of Sid the Science Kid they keep saying “bug club” but I swear to fucking god it sounds like “butt plug”
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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bonerbabe: boy moans are so nice
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
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weirdsynthnoises: urqtgf: How do you do stuff without feeling embarrassed
May 21st
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